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Funny songs about marketing

Clicks & Swagger is a music project that turns marketing and business pain points into catchy tracks.
Browse the library and listen to our bangers here. New here? Start with the songs about marketing guide, sorted by topic.

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The Engagement Trap

A song about chasing likes on social instead of chasing cash flow

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WP Update Anxiety

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A song reckoning for every dreaded WordPress update

Meeting That Could've Been an Email

A song about the nightmare of having a 40-minute meeting for a simple 2-line yes

Content Calendar Chaos

A song about every marketer who has to cover content for 12 platforms with 0 backup

Shadow Banned

A song about getting silenced by an algorithm that never explains why

The Pivot Polka

A song about pivots in the search of product-market fit

Blame Marketing

A song about sales blaming marketing for bad leads

Make It POP

A song about the dreaded 3 empty words of feedback you get sooner or later

The Testimonial Chase

A song about chasing a client testimonial that never lands

Client Who Wants to be Friends

A song about the client who calls you bestie and still won’t pay

The Viral Mirage

A song about chasing virality while the algorithm looks away

Spam Folder Sadness II

A song about the daily spam siege in your inbox

Zero Click Marketing

A song about ranking #1 while Google keeps the click

Unsubscribe Heartache

A song about watching your email list shrink one click at a time

Scope Creep

A song about “just one more page” turning into free work

Spam Folder Sadness

A song about cold pitches flooding your spam folder

Unpopular Opinion:

A song about staged “unpopular opinion” posts built for clicks

Reply All Regrets

A song about hitting Reply All on the company thread

Organic Reach Dreams

A song about briefs that say “go viral” with zero budget for ads

The Rebrand Shuffle

A song about rebranding again because January said so

Influencer Imposter

A song about faking the creator life for the feed

No Budget, Big Dreams

A song about huge marketing goals and no spend

Broke & Automated

A song about automating everything and still being broke

My Cousin Can Do It

A song about “my cousin can do that cheaper”

Negative Comments Nightmare

A song about one-star comments blowing up the week

CPC Crying

A song about CPC rising higher than what you make per sale

The Feast Was Free

A song about lead magnets that feed freebie hunters, not buyers

Round 9

A song about client revision round nine circling back to round one

Dashboard Delusions

A song about vanity metrics that look green while revenue doesn’t

A/B Test Shanty

A song about waiting forever for an A/B test to mean something

Funnel of Doom III

A song about realizing the funnel wasn’t the real problem

Funnel of Doom II

A song about knowing the funnel is broken and rebuilding it anyway

Funnel of Doom

A song about pouring budget into a funnel that keeps losing souls

Lead Gen Lullaby

A song about the perfect lead that never takes the call

The Cookie Carnival

A song about cookie popups and GDPR consent hell

404 Love Not Found

A song about broken links and connections that 404

Keyword Dreams

A song about staying up chasing page-one rankings

CTR (Click That Right)

A song about obsessing over the perfect call-to-action

Don't Track Me GA4

A song about wanting to browse your own site without GA4 stalking you

Bounce Rate Baby

A song about visitors who land and leave in three seconds

The Algorithm Blues

A song about organic reach dying after every platform update

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