Songs about marketing analytics

GA4 setups, A/B tests that never reach significance, dashboards that look green while revenue doesn't, and the HiPPO who overrules three weeks of data. Songs for analysts, CRO teams and every marketer who has been asked to prove the ROI.

Dashboard Delusions

A song about vanity metrics that look green while revenue doesn’t

A/B Test Shanty

A song about waiting forever for an A/B test to mean something

The Cookie Carnival

A song about cookie popups and GDPR consent hell

Bounce Rate Baby

A song about visitors who land and leave in three seconds

Don't Track Me GA4

A song about wanting to browse your own site without GA4 stalking you

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