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Quick Facts
Project NameClicks & Swagger
GenreSongs About Marketing Pain / Satirical Marketing Music
Launch Year2026
OriginA song for a group of marketer friends, early 2025
CreatorLachezar Simeonov
Contactinquiries@clicksandswagger.com

About the Creator

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Lachezar Simeonov

Lachezar Simeonov

Fractional CMO and growth marketer

At the Naval Academy, I was told self-driving ships would make navigators obsolete. I served at sea as a deck officer anyway, and the prediction never came true. Now people say the same about marketers, so I let AI sing and I keep writing every lyric myself. I've been in marketing since 2014, with three years at sea in between, and I believe in earning an audience before buying one: organic foundations through SEO, email and social first, paid media once the data gives the green light. Off the clock, I'm working on my Japanese, my knife sharpening, or a hiking trail (with varying degrees of success).

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About the Project

One-Liner

Clicks & Swagger makes songs about the stuff that keeps marketers up at night.

Short Bio

Clicks & Swagger turns everyday marketing pain into surprisingly catchy songs. Bounce rates, algorithm anxiety, campaign chaos: each track captures the daily struggles of digital marketing life with humor and genuinely catchy production.

Full Bio

Clicks & Swagger is songs about marketing, written by a working marketer: a new one every week, never the same genre twice, every lyric explained. Its creator, Lachezar Simeonov, studied at the Naval Academy, where he was told self-driving ships would make navigators obsolete. He served at sea as a deck officer anyway, and the prediction never came true. Now the same prediction is made about marketers, so he puts AI to work on the vocals and production and writes every lyric himself. The project started in the winter of early 2025, when a group of marketer friends, mostly in a group chat, shared a story about a freelancer who went silent on a social media edit. Text could not carry the feeling, so he made it a song, and it became the group's favourite shared memory. The project took shape in December 2025 and the catalog has been on streaming platforms since January 2026. That first song was never released; its remake, Freelancer Gone AWOL, comes out on 5 January 2027. From bounce rates to attribution, each track is built from real marketing work, with a Behind the Lyrics story and line-by-line annotations on the site. Because if we can't laugh at our metrics, what can we laugh at?

Downloadable Assets

Creator Headshot

Professional photo of Lachezar Simeonov

Logo Icon (Square 1:1)

Clicks & Swagger avatar for profile pictures and brand use

Social Image

OG image for social sharing (1200x630)

Brand Colors

Primary Pink

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Accent Orange

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Background

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Foreground

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Track Listing

  • 01

    The Algorithm Blues

    A song about organic reach dying after every platform update

  • 02

    Bounce Rate Baby

    A song about visitors who land and leave in three seconds

  • 03

    Don't Track Me GA4

    A song about wanting to browse your own site without GA4 stalking you

  • 04

    CTR (Click That Right)

    A song about obsessing over the perfect call-to-action

  • 05

    Keyword Dreams

    A song about staying up chasing page-one rankings

  • 06

    404 Love Not Found

    A song about broken links and connections that 404

  • 07

    The Cookie Carnival

    A song about cookie popups and GDPR consent hell

...and more! Explore all tracks →

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