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I sent the deck at nine

To everyone on the line

Just one tiny note

Now my stomach's gone cold

Marketing was first to scream

"Who hit that chain?" - that was me

I saw my own name glow

In the sender field

And the manager wrote back fast

"Let's keep this one for the staff"

Then the whole floor lit up

Like I dropped a flare in the chat

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I did it again

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Now the shame won't end

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I made a joke and paid the tax in pain

The brand team tried to help

With a thumbs-up and a spell

But every "stop" I heard

Just turned into "send"

My VP typed "circling back"

Then HR came sliding in

And every marketer knows

This is how reputations bend

We build the perfect pitch

Then one bad click goes through

I'm the cautionary tale

At the Monday meeting group

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I did it again

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I made a joke and paid the tax in pain

Ah, watch the cursor shake

On a screen of doom

One little dropdown

And the whole room knew

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I did it again

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Now the shame won't end

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I made a joke and paid the tax in pain