Hey {{First_Name}}
Hey {{First_Name}} lyrics
A song about the warmth attempt wrapped around a cold email lie
Lyrics
Hey First_Name, how have you been?
I saw your work and thought I'd reach in
We have a unique solution for your team
I just need fifteen minutes, if that's a dream
Your name in the subject, warm and neat
A personal note with a copied beat
Read your latest post, loved what you made
I mean, I read the headline, then I came to play
I know the script, I know the line
A little hometown, a little shine
We never met, but I can pretend
Like we were old friends at the very end
Hey First_Name, I care
I care, I care
Hey First_Name, I care
I care, I care
Click send now
Smile somehow
Hey First_Name, I care
I care, I care
Circle back, just bumping this up
Touching base till your inbox gives up
Could we align on a quick intro call?
Could we pretend I know you at all?
I wrote "thought leader" in a cleaner font
Pressed some pain points that you maybe want
A little empathy, a little bait
A genuine connection, scheduled late
I know the script, I know the line
A little hometown, a little shine
We never met, but I can pretend
Like we were old friends at the very end
Hey First_Name, I care
I care, I care
Hey First_Name, I care
I care, I care
Click send now
Smile somehow
Hey First_Name, I care
I care, I care
Then comes the reply
"Who is this?"
Then comes the silence
Cold and crisp
Delete the draft
Open the next
Same little costume
Same little text
Hey First_Name, I care
I care, I care
Hey First_Name, I care
I care, I care
Click send now
Smile somehow
Hey First_Name, I care
I care, I care
Behind the Lyrics
I've approved cold email sequences at 4 Pillars Digital that I would never want to receive myself. I've sat in strategy calls where a client says "make it warm" about an email going to twelve hundred strangers, and everyone nods as if that's a perfectly normal thing to ask. Deep house was the only genre that made sense once I thought about it properly. It's music built for real connection: a room full of strangers moving like they've known each other for years, present, warm, together. And I put it underneath a song about typing "I care" into a template and sending it to people who have never heard of me. The bridge isn't lifted from one specific reply, because it didn't need to be. "Who is this?" followed by silence is every reply. The polite ones ask who you are. Most say nothing at all, and you watch the number sit there. Lately the template has learned to wink. My inbox now gets emails that open with "Hi {first_name}... just kidding :D", as if admitting the trick were the same as not doing it. Deep house doesn't owe anyone an apology for being warm. The email borrowed the warmth without asking.
LSLachezar, writing songs so you don't have to cry alone
Production credits
- Text
- Lachezar Simeonov
- Audio
- Lachezar Simeonov, AI-assisted production
- Voices
- AI personas built for Clicks & Swagger, some inspired by Lachezar's real voice
- Art
- Lachezar Simeonov, AI-assisted production
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