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Hey {{First_Name}}

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A song about the warmth attempt wrapped around a cold email lie

4:02Track 42 of 42Deep HouseReleased November 3, 2026
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Lyrics

Verse 1
2

Hey First_Name, how have you been?

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I saw your work and thought I'd reach in

4

We have a unique solution for your team

5

I just need fifteen minutes, if that's a dream

7

Your name in the subject, warm and neat

8

A personal note with a copied beat

9

Read your latest post, loved what you made

10

I mean, I read the headline, then I came to play

Pre-Chorus
13

I know the script, I know the line

14

A little hometown, a little shine

15

We never met, but I can pretend

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Like we were old friends at the very end

Chorus
19

Hey First_Name, I care

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I care, I care

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Hey First_Name, I care

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I care, I care

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Click send now

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Smile somehow

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Hey First_Name, I care

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I care, I care

Verse 2
30

Circle back, just bumping this up

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Touching base till your inbox gives up

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Could we align on a quick intro call?

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Could we pretend I know you at all?

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I wrote "thought leader" in a cleaner font

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Pressed some pain points that you maybe want

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A little empathy, a little bait

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A genuine connection, scheduled late

Pre-Chorus
41

I know the script, I know the line

42

A little hometown, a little shine

43

We never met, but I can pretend

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Like we were old friends at the very end

Chorus
47

Hey First_Name, I care

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I care, I care

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Hey First_Name, I care

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I care, I care

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Click send now

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Smile somehow

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Hey First_Name, I care

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I care, I care

Bridge
58

Then comes the reply

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"Who is this?"

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Then comes the silence

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Cold and crisp

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Delete the draft

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Open the next

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Same little costume

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Same little text

Final Chorus
68

Hey First_Name, I care

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I care, I care

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Hey First_Name, I care

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I care, I care

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Click send now

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Smile somehow

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Hey First_Name, I care

76

I care, I care

Behind the Lyrics

I've approved cold email sequences at 4 Pillars Digital that I would never want to receive myself. I've sat in strategy calls where a client says "make it warm" about an email going to twelve hundred strangers, and everyone nods as if that's a perfectly normal thing to ask. Deep house was the only genre that made sense once I thought about it properly. It's music built for real connection: a room full of strangers moving like they've known each other for years, present, warm, together. And I put it underneath a song about typing "I care" into a template and sending it to people who have never heard of me. The bridge isn't lifted from one specific reply, because it didn't need to be. "Who is this?" followed by silence is every reply. The polite ones ask who you are. Most say nothing at all, and you watch the number sit there. Lately the template has learned to wink. My inbox now gets emails that open with "Hi {first_name}... just kidding :D", as if admitting the trick were the same as not doing it. Deep house doesn't owe anyone an apology for being warm. The email borrowed the warmth without asking.

LSLachezar, writing songs so you don't have to cry alone

Production credits

Text
Lachezar Simeonov
Audio
Lachezar Simeonov, AI-assisted production
Voices
AI personas built for Clicks & Swagger, some inspired by Lachezar's real voice
Art
Lachezar Simeonov, AI-assisted production

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